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<channel><title><![CDATA[Humor Me! - Humor Me! @ the Top]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/index.html]]></link><description><![CDATA[Humor Me! @ the Top]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:46:53 +0700</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Analyze This!]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/analyze-this.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/analyze-this.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:39:01 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/analyze-this.html</guid><description><![CDATA[A good friend moved to Florida and left this picture with me.&nbsp; It still hangs on my door.&nbsp; It still needs to be analyzed....... [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div ><div style="text-align: center;"><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/8793997.jpg" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black;" /></a></div></div><p  style=" text-align: left; ">A good friend moved to Florida and left this picture with me.&nbsp; It still hangs on my door.&nbsp; It still needs to be analyzed.......<br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fire Detector]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/fire-detector.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/fire-detector.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:40:35 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/08/fire-detector.html</guid><description><![CDATA[ [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div ><div style="text-align: center;"><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/5521956.gif" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black;" /></a></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[What mark do you wear?]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/what-mark-do-you-wear.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/what-mark-do-you-wear.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:30:01 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/what-mark-do-you-wear.html</guid><description><![CDATA[I listened as he went on to address the executioners: "Follow him through the city and kill. Feel sorry for no one. Show no compassion. Kill old men and women, young men and women, mothers and children. But don't lay a hand on anyone with the mark. Start at my Temple." EzekielThe Word says that in the "end times" losers will get a mark of the beast on their forehead.&nbsp; Now, I don't know about you but likely  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p  style=" text-align: left; "><span style="font-style: italic;">I listened as he went on to address the executioners: "Follow him through the city and kill. Feel sorry for no one. Show no compassion. Kill old men and women, young men and women, mothers and children. But don't lay a hand on anyone with the mark. Start at my Temple." Ezekiel</span><br /><br />The Word says that in the "end times" losers will get a mark of the beast on their forehead.&nbsp; Now, I don't know about you but likely that's not a good thing.&nbsp; <br /><br />I was wondering what the mark of Christ might look like on your forehead.&nbsp; I figure it could be a bruise or callous made from falling on your face before God.&nbsp; I think I'll start checking foreheads......<br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wake Up!]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit2.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit2.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:44:55 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit2.html</guid><description><![CDATA[ [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div  style=" margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; "><div style="text-align: center;"><object width='300' height='247'><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w0ffwDYo00Q"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allownetworking" value="internal"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w0ffwDYo00Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allownetworking="internal" wmode="transparent" width='300' height='247'></embed></object></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pop quiz - What's This?]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit1.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit1.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:25:30 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/post-title-click-and-type-to-edit1.html</guid><description><![CDATA[ [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div ><div style="text-align: center;"><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/7126239.jpg" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black;" /></a></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Two Blind Pilots]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/two-blind-pilots.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/two-blind-pilots.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:02:03 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/two-blind-pilots.html</guid><description><![CDATA[ Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.                       Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the  [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div ><div style="text-align: center;"><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/8518935.jpg" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black;" /></a></div></div><p  style=" text-align: left; "> Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. <br /><br />                      Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. <br /><br />                      The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands. <br /><br />                      In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die." <br /><br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Humor Me!]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/humor-me.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/humor-me.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:59:04 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/humor-me.html</guid><description><![CDATA[ An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"                       "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."                       Next week an upset M [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p  style=" text-align: left; "> An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?" <br /><br />                      "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." <br /><br />                      Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" <br /><br />                      "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" <br /><br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Spumoni Jesus]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/spumoni-jesus.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/spumoni-jesus.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:20:29 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/spumoni-jesus.html</guid><description><![CDATA[&lsquo;Spumoni Jesus' found in Avenues ice cream shop						July 10th, 2008 @ 4:40pm		By Andrew Adams			        										Some are calling what showed up in an Avenues candy and ice cream shop a miracle.    Holy s [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span  style=" float: left; z-index: 10; "><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/7027737.jpg" style="margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black; z-index: 10;" /></a></span><p  style=" text-align: left; display: block; ">&lsquo;Spumoni Jesus' found in Avenues ice cream shop						July 10th, 2008 @ 4:40pm		By Andrew Adams			        										Some are calling what showed up in an Avenues candy and ice cream shop a miracle.   <br /><br /> Holy spumoni! "I tell you, it looks like Jesus to me," said Scott Toxsic. <br /><br /> Sure enough, the image is right in the middle of a bucket of ice cream at Hatch Family Chocolates.  <br /><br /> Toxsic says why not? His image has shown up other places. "Potato chips, and brickwork, and all kinds of things," he said.  "But whoever thought ice cream? It's amazing!" <br /><br /> He calls it a miracle.  More like a dilemma of whether to eat "Spumoni Jesus," says co-owner Steve Hatch. <br /><br /> There are still the skeptics, like Chase Pinkham.   "It just kind of looked like ice cream to me.  I don't know," he said. <br /><br /> The Hatches haven't decided what to name their new flavor -- perhaps "sacri-licious?"   <br /><br /></p><hr  style=" clear: both; width: 100%; visibility: hidden; "></hr><p  style=" text-align: left; ">This is your new blog post. Click here and start typing, or drag in elements from the top bar.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Go Green!  Natural Gas!]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/go-green-natural-gas.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/go-green-natural-gas.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:19:37 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/go-green-natural-gas.html</guid><description><![CDATA[Now you know cows can be gassy.&nbsp; The price of fuel is skyrocketing.&nbsp; Be the first on your block to collect methane gas and drive your car with all natural gas.&nbsp; CAUTION!&nbsp; Do not smoke within 5 [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span  style=" z-index: 10; float: left; "><a><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/8418490.jpg" style="margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black; z-index: 10;" /></a></span><p  style=" text-align: left; display: block; ">Now you know cows can be gassy.&nbsp; The price of fuel is skyrocketing.&nbsp; Be the first on your block to collect methane gas and drive your car with all natural gas.&nbsp; <br /><br />CAUTION!&nbsp; Do not smoke within 50' of gas generator.&nbsp; <br /></p><hr  style=" width: 100%; clear: both; visibility: hidden; "></hr><p  style=" text-align: left; ">"You may think you have cleaned out the junk from your lives and gotten ready for God, but you weren't hospitable to my kingdom message, and now all the devils are moving back in." Matthew<br /></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Shack - The Rest of the Story]]></title><link><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/the-shackthe-rest-of-the-story.html]]></link><comments><![CDATA[http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/the-shackthe-rest-of-the-story.html#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:27:56 +0700</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://notables.weebly.com/2/post/2008/07/the-shackthe-rest-of-the-story.html</guid><description><![CDATA[Read the book or not.&nbsp; Whatever.&nbsp; You need to hear the author's strong interview.&nbsp; It starts about 25% into the video.&nbsp; http://www.722.org/ Take the tim [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div ><div style="text-align: center;"><a href='http://theshackbook.com/'><img src="/uploads/6/3/3/5/633529/3884820.jpg" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; border: 1px solid black;" /></a></div></div><p  style=" text-align: left; ">Read the book or not.&nbsp; Whatever.&nbsp; You need to hear the author's strong interview.&nbsp; It starts about 25% into the video.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.722.org/">http://www.722.org/</a> <br /><br />Take the time.&nbsp; Share the interview with your friends, family and acquaintances.&nbsp; You can not doubt the authenticity of the author's story.<br /><br /><br /><br />  </p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>
