#50 The Head Nod 06/01/2008
 

Having survived the satan possessed buzzard attack (refer to #49), I was ready for some church action.  I thought it was just like God to use a sparrow to take out a buzzard.  God is an incredible God of humor.

Anyway, I found myself sitting in a pew (refer to #3). I was strategically wearing my shades.  I try to be sensitive to the preach.   I know he gets disturbed when he sees my eyes closed at the wrong times.  That's why I like a preach that reads his prayers.  They are always long and melodious.  The repetitious chant just kinda rocks me to sleep.  But that brings me to the real issue.  The 'head nod'....

I am thankful for my cape and collar.  They are so multipurpose.  I just tighten up my collar and it keeps my head upright and prevents 'head nod',  This works great during the aftermath of long prayers.  Sometimes, I don't quite come back from a chant like maybe some others do and the collar keeps my head up.  Pretty cool with shades.  Nobody knows any different.  I just doze with a smile on my face and everyone is happy.

I can't tell you how important preventing head nod is.  Just the other day, I was watching one of our competitors on TV and the 'head nod' was worked for the good of those there.  Whenever the camera would pan in on some pour soul up close, they would give the camera a 'head nod'.  Now that is taking lemon and turning it into lemonade!  The 'head nod' is ok.  You just have to pick the right time and place. 

So I guess it is true like the wise ol' man said, "All things work together for the good of those that love the Lord". 

 


Comments

Pastuh

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:06:20

I'd haz to agrree wit ur thots. thingz werk owt wen I luvz the Lord. Evn a hed nod. Wer I cum frum we hav auxxhuns. At an auxxhun, u by thingz an I wuzn't payin mucht attenshun, got bord and dozd off. Wl I dun the hed nod and the auxxuneer saw it an day gav me da bid. I ended up buyin me hole box of stuff for 2 buks, cuz a the hed nod. purty gud stuf 2. I hop u don by thingz in church wit the hed nod, tho. I'd a evn bot out a hol catedral by now.

 

The Fawder

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:19:51

I find it all a bit awkward. This separation of church and state thing. I mean how can you be separate when they bring a camera in and broadcast all over the state. I'd be ok with the camera and sending it around the state, but at least wake me up first.

Just the other day, I was giving the head nod thing a good work out. I had my shades on and collar extra tight. I was in the groove. Then, the state camera showed up. Zoomed right up my nose. Now that's a scary picture.

Anyway glad the Pastuh and Mountain man can feel my pain and will continue to work on 'head nod methology' to perfection.

 



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