You do the best you can to prepare for the Holly Fawder's communion.  But sometimes you just can't think of everything.  I ordered up a fresh batch of Holly Vine Squeezin's and had it delivered in time for Sunday's service.  How was I suppose to know you had to provide your own spigot?  Let me tell you, this was not a pretty sight.

 


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Pastuh

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:18:07

holly fawder, whut did yu do--nock thuh top of the cask out and babtize em wit it?? Did duh spirrits fil duh ruum? Did justis flo lik a ribber?

 

Pastuh

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:21:52

wer duh memmbers washt cleen of dehr sins?
Cuverd by duh blud? (or mabee it wer a shardonnay) washt anew? jus wunderin...

 

Pastuh

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:24:53

bi duh wae, bi duh luks of ur nu pic, u cud uze a nu razir. ante thet stokin kap a bit waarm in Tejas? cors if ur stil wet frum the Squeezin's, i suppuz it wordes offf duh chil.

 



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