Humor Me!

The Holly Fawder, a rabbi and the Pastuh were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake.  The Pastuh says,  "I am thirsty.  I will go to shore and get something to drink."  So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The Holly Fawder says,  "I am thirsty also.  I will go to shore and get something to drink." So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The rabbi thinks to himself "pretty cool.  I will try it."  So he says,  "I am thirsty also.  I will go to shore and get something to drink." He gets out of the boat and falls in the water and drowns.

Then the Holly Fawder said to the Pastuh,  "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?"

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