I had been on the corner for some time and my bladder was about to burst. I thought that would be cool because the 'heeling tint' was still in town and I knew where I could go get fixed up. But, instead I went to the local sinagog and spotted a 'Clean Restroom' sign.
Now you know what that means. It's like when someone says, 'Trust me' or 'To the tell the truth' translated means watch your wallet. Anyway, I went in this 'Clean Restroom'. It met my expectations. What a mess. I took care of business quick and got out of there.
I respectfully took my assigned seat in the pew upfront. I think it important for others to see me. They might want a blessing or something. What I couldn't figure was why everyone was laughing as I walked down the isle. Then I spotted the tissue paper trailing behind me from my saintly sandal.
How embarrassing. It totally blew my persona, but certainly confirmed my idea of what a ''Clean Restroom" sign really meant. It means just what it says. The proprietor wants YOU to CLEAN the RESTROOM!
