David versus Goliath 07/09/2008
Student smuggles a Eucharist 07/09/2008
![]() "Webster Cook says he smuggled a Eucharist, a small bread wafer that to Catholics symbolic of the Body of Christ after a priest blesses it, out of mass, didn’t eat it as he was supposed to do, but instead walked with it. Physicist Turned Janitor 07/08/2008
![]() For those of you that don't know me, I am a degreed physicist that works as a janitor. It is of my choosing. But the things a janitor gets to do is not always of my choosing. Take today's email for example: #60 The Shaq Everyone is Talking About! 07/03/2008
I'm think I was told this is the shack everyone is talking about. Something about Shaq having a tough childhood and his momma comes back to visit him and brings a couple friends. #59 Now That is Marketing! 07/03/2008
![]() You only get one vote. Who's it going to be for? I don't know yet, because I don't know the answer to the only question that matters to me. This question is paramount because it is the best indicator of the condition of the candidates heart. #58 Jesus Spotted in Florida 07/02/2008
![]() MARGATE, Fla. -- First he was found in a grilled cheese sandwich, then in a South Florida shower, next on a Hialeah couple's sonogram -- and now Jesus has been spotted on a tree. #57 Holly Fawder Hit by a Bus 07/02/2008
So you probably noticed there was a couple weeks there when the Holly Fawder was not posting anything. There has been a bit of a change. Unfortunately, the Fawder stepped off a curb on the way to the bank and a bus hit him. It's not a big deal. He was ready to go. #56 How Was I Suppose Know? 06/29/2008
You do the best you can to prepare for the Holly Fawder's communion. But sometimes you just can't think of everything. I ordered up a fresh batch of Holly Vine Squeezin's and had it delivered in time for Sunday's service. How was I suppose to know you had to provide your own spigot? Let me tell you, this was not a pretty sight. #55 The Holly Fawder is Getting Worried 06/11/2008
![]() The Holly Fawder is a bit confused. Iranian media report that marriage is now a job requirement for all employees at Pars Special Economic Energy Zone Company, one of Iran’s state-owned companies. Employees who are single have been directed to get married by September 21 — or get fired. #54 The Holly Fawder, a Rabbi and the Pastuh 06/11/2008
The Holly Fawder, a rabbi and the Pastuh were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Pastuh says, "I am thirsty. I will go to shore and get something to drink." So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat. |








